Miscellaneous: Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready...

By spiritbeast33 - 11/09/2013 06:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

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Wednesday 11 September 2013 12:02

I like your dad, he seems to have a sense of humor.

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Wednesday 11 September 2013 12:01

At least he's not making it worse than that

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fantasyworld 37

Thursday 1 January 2015 1:44

At least he's supportive.

Solano2580 24

Monday 23 February 2015 0:30

He's just playing, he's cool with it, if you are insecure about it then you are most likely still not sure if you are one or not

gtacodhalolad 4

Thursday 30 April 2015 19:49

Sounds like a fun dad

slowlearner 14

Tuesday 3 November 2015 6:40

He sounds awesome?

CoriCat 25

Thursday 19 September 2019 22:19

Hey, it could be so much worse! At least he took it in stride! Dad jokes, they transcend sexuality!

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