Animals: Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony...

By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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FernAdele 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 19:16

why did you even put it on your balcony :|

tybtab 5

Sunday 28 August 2011 19:12

what a fishy situation

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nbsmatambo 2

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:10

What a coincidence, my pet hawk came home with a fish today :D

Carlie_McCartney 1

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:36

Why...why would you leave the fish on the balcony in the first place...?

lifeisasillygame 2

Friday 9 September 2011 23:25

your an idiot...

SarahMacPhersonn 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 1:14

Why did you put the fish on the balcony?

FloorKnocker 12

Saturday 12 November 2011 1:33

Ydi. Why would you leave it outside?

Gmax884 2

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:15

Why da **** would you leave da fish outside?!

mrme442 1

Wednesday 25 April 2012 2:07

Bet you can't beat having a fish for 30 minutes

Yeliab333 20

Monday 14 January 2013 12:20

This isn't true... Why would u leave ur fish on a balcony? Lol

xRezSynn 15

Friday 18 January 2013 20:21

Well, you did kind of bait the fish by putting it on the balcony. Either way, at least you kept one animal fed.

cwl727 32

Saturday 26 April 2014 20:00

why would you even put your fish on the balcony?

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