Today, I asked the Walmart door greeter where the nearest payphone... - FML

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By Ollie - 26/08/2018 01:19

Today, I asked the Walmart door greeter where the nearest payphone was and he kept telling me they were sold in the electronics section. I was telling him "the ones you put the coin in, not a pay as you go" but he just kept telling me they were sold in the electronics section. FML

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Callyn 47

Tuesday 28 August 2018 19:12

Payphones aren't really a thing anymore, so I can't blame the guy. I can't remember the last time I saw a payphone on the street or in a store. If you really needed to make a call, the store might have let you but your cheapest option besides that was probably a cheap android with a small pay as you go plan.

Catto-Golden 23

Wednesday 29 August 2018 21:21

Yeah sorry those haven't existed for awhile

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Callyn 47

Tuesday 28 August 2018 19:12

Payphones aren't really a thing anymore, so I can't blame the guy. I can't remember the last time I saw a payphone on the street or in a store. If you really needed to make a call, the store might have let you but your cheapest option besides that was probably a cheap android with a small pay as you go plan.

Catto-Golden 23

Wednesday 29 August 2018 21:21

Yeah sorry those haven't existed for awhile

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