Love: Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday...

By gutsforme - 11/08/2010 10:40 - New Zealand

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

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Geiko_fml 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:04

Wow, what a ******* asshole man. Kind of a rudish way of saying it.

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Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:08

Then don't post a comment. ******* shit.

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junior101 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:17

hahaha xD

jayAZ 3

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:17

make it so...

Xavi89 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:18

******* epic!

amccrea 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:24

dump your zero and get you a hero.

nl0317 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:24

zing!

ihatechickenwing 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:39

oh...................

wildcatz 1

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:42

very few fml's make me laugh out loud but this was hysterical. if it's true, then sorry OP.

ANIMEman0519 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:53

wow he's a dick.....go cut his junk off maby??

kcluna 6

Wednesday 11 August 2010 21:03

OMG your knight in shining armour truned out to be a asshole in aluminum paper!!!! Sorry ....

LaLaJuice 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 22:11

aluminum foil*

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 11 August 2010 22:19

*turned *an asshole

kcluna 6

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:58

OMG sorry guys 

Richisme 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 21:13

i like singles. craft singles. Best. Burger. Cheese. Ever.

LaLaJuice 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 22:15

Kraft*

kcluna 6

Thursday 12 August 2010 3:24

LaLa Juicy you should be an English teacher :)

kcluna 6

Thursday 12 August 2010 3:27

*juice :) lol

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