Love: Today, I asked for permission to marry the girl I love. Her father...

By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, I asked for permission to marry the girl I love. Her father not only said no, he said "HELL no!" FML

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in 2011 we still have to ask parents for permission?

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chipsahoyert 16

Friday 23 January 2015 7:00

"Why you gotta be so rude? I'm gonna marry her anyway"

daemonsparta 16

Friday 1 May 2015 0:49

why you gotta be so rude~

wolfeyes00 10

Thursday 21 May 2015 18:52

Marry that girl, marry her anyway. Why's he gotta be so ruuuude.

Nat52482 25

Saturday 23 January 2016 1:16

Why you gotta be so...rude?

storethis 17

Monday 25 April 2016 15:07

Elope, bitch

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