Work: Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita...

By magnolia - 14/07/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML

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Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:03

Lucky kids

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Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:04

I want to get chocolate wasted !!!

Comments

DinosGoeRawr 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:53

Nice going, dumbass. :D

DinosGoeRawr 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 18:06

Nice going, dumbass. :D

DinosGoeRawr 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 18:06

Nice going, dumbass. :D

tbonea1990 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 18:35

fun party

thisismeFMLing 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:29

Atleast you helped them get a goodnight sleep. :D

DivineGarden 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:35

I agree with #1. I wish I got a chance like that when I was a kid :(

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 14 July 2010 20:22

I can't believe I'm the first to say this: YDI for serving shitty premixed margaritas! I'm really hoping the average FML commenter is just too young to be picky and takes whatever alcohol they can get, and this isn't indicative of a larger trend of legal adults accepting crappy mixed drinks. The horror! D: Look on the bright side, OP. If this was at work and you got fired, you now have a significantly lower chance of getting smited by the fiesta gods for your sacrilege!