Today, I accidentally covfefe - FML

By Anonymous - 02/06/2017 11:08

Today, I accidentally covfefe

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Dave_Davington 33

Friday 2 June 2017 11:29

If there's one thing you can rely on, it's the internet's ability to take a reasonably funny thing and just run that shit right into the ******* ground.

Glowworm56 26

Friday 2 June 2017 13:41

I still have absolutely no idea what that means.

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clair_brodie 35

Saturday 3 June 2017 5:53

How did this even get through? It does not end in FML!

Alan 56

Tuesday 6 June 2017 15:46

Because sometimes covfeve

kujiens101 24

Saturday 3 June 2017 7:26

Booooooo

VonBlitzkrieg 27

Sunday 4 June 2017 17:27

Yay! A stray meme.

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