Miscellaneous: Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing...

By stillhave2years - 22/05/2013 10:56 - United States

Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML

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Wednesday 22 May 2013 16:21

Say hello to the twins for me!

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kittenlove11 18

Monday 27 May 2013 3:27

Why not let your inner nudist out its worth a shot maybe then she will stop seeing how crazy you look doing what she is doing

Jpaul512 3

Thursday 30 May 2013 8:50

Send her my way

chezgigi 7

Monday 3 June 2013 3:09

If I had a nickel for every time someone told me I couldn't be nude in my own house, I'd be broke. You pay the mortgage, you get to be nude. You pay the rent, you get to dance around naked. Even if you have fourteen breasts, six chins, weigh five hundred pounds, and your choice of music blows. Irrelevant.