Miscellaneous: Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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Monday 18 May 2009 1:47

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Monday 18 May 2009 1:54

I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.

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Monday 9 April 2018 12:41

Nice! That is true love, OP

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