By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

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Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
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Dear nerds... Not everyday your naked girlfriends masturbates next to you... Be sure to take full advantage.

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In my experience, random masturbation is actually a turnoff. Biggest turn-on for me, can distract me from anything, is when she walks around in her panties doing just normal, everyday things.

Jacobr365 0

WoW, once again proving it's superior to women.

Jaylan_o 5

Wow is good and all.. it's just the WOW gamer stereotypes people highlight when dissing the game that make it look horrible

BetterThings 1

seriously, i went thru a WoW phase, but i never touched it around my gf. who would want to spend all of their time running around a fake world, when they can be cuddlin up and from what it sounds like, gettin them some. sometimes, i just lose all hope for mankind.

sounds like you need a new bf.. or try to give him head while he's playing.. maybe not.. he might throw a tantrum bc you broke his concentration... yea new bf lol

You shouldn't be dating a gamer if you find that at all surprising.

You can cum maturbate for me, I'll give you the attention you want