Intimacy: Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles....

By hitintheeye - 26/11/2011 15:09 - Canada

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

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Saturday 26 November 2011 18:54

come prepared

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Saturday 26 November 2011 18:55

Haha, too big of a load to handle?

Comments

NAAMxLOOS 11

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:24

That means you blow a huge load. Be happy with that, OP.

sandeepb 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:54

Japanese Rain Goggles?

malnourished_pig 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:02

Not an FML.... ur getting head man!

soccercreator7 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:45

She probably heard of the girl who got a black eye from one and she didn't want the same to happen

callmesillyxxx 1

Sunday 27 November 2011 21:14

Lmfaoo i crackdd up

krazzycody 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:38

ha ha ha , all good i had a girl right b4 we were supposed too hook up ask me if i brought latex gloves as well

OfficeNinja 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:40

That's awesome. If you think this is a FML for you, just dump her and pick up some big hairy guy named "Bert" at a gay biker bar.

jcortez91 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 23:00

just in case the load was super thick!!! lol,like mine

Tise 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 23:22

Dats nt dat bad

ziatenaj 9

Sunday 27 November 2011 23:22

Not a bad idea.

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