Work: Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint....

By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 01:31 - United States

Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML

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Sunday 12 August 2018 15:37

Regardless of what you drew, work is for working not drawing

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Samantha Glennie 25

Sunday 12 August 2018 15:37

Regardless of what you drew, work is for working not drawing

Mayaaaaaaaaa 12

Thursday 14 February 2019 8:25

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