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By anon - 12/12/2014 01:43 - United States - Commack

Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 12 March 2015 19:45

If other kids did that to her, that wouldn't be a surprise, but adults booing her lie that

Rectov 10

Wednesday 12 August 2015 2:28

They be bitches

happiestturtle 10

Wednesday 29 June 2016 18:03

What kind of asshat does that

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