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By Anonymous - 27/12/2012 02:09 - United States - Roswell

Today, at a post-Christmas party, I saw a cute girl standing underneath a mistletoe. I walked up to her and pointed out that we were both standing under a mistletoe. She looked at me, winced, and quickly walked away. FML

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Today, at a Christmas party, a cute girl was making a show of standing under some mistletoe. As I walked over, she quickly moved away in the opposite direction. FML

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By Rhine - 16/12/2012 23:51 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

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By Unmerry xmas - 26/12/2025 09:00

Today, at a Christmas party, I chatted up a hot girl. She acted indifferent and uninterested so I took the hint and stopped. Moments later, another guy chats her up and they seemingly hit it off. At the end of the party, I heard her brag to her friends how they exchanged numbers. I guess I’m not good enough for her. FML

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By fuck - 18/04/2015 14:38 - United States - Saint Thomas

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 07:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML

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By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 19:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror, and she quickly excused herself. She was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML

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jjtothemax17 6

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:11

Well it was kind of rude for you just to expect a kiss simply because you were under a mistletoe.

waterkins 7

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:13

LET ME LOVE YOU..... You should've screamed that

Comments

lovemakayla 6

Friday 28 December 2012 8:59

Lol

nukemdukem 8

Friday 28 December 2012 10:17

That only works if you both are attracted to each other

xmaximusx 12

Friday 28 December 2012 23:27

A well happens to all of us even if we are good-looking cant please everyone

barronterrier 3

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:44

Damn! Just how ugly are you???

bmxbikeco 7

Saturday 29 December 2012 17:19

Should at least blew you a kiss lol

taltamir 6

Friday 18 January 2013 9:49

YDI for asking a STRANGER for a kiss YDI for intentionally walking under the mistletoe when you spot a cute girl standing underneath it alone.

Geary519 20

Friday 8 February 2013 1:25

you gotta get the drunk ones with that

Morgiepoooh9822 17

Friday 8 March 2013 9:45

Ydi for being a creeper ! :) sorry.

Chaosshadowzero 15

Thursday 16 April 2015 13:37

What a bitch!

thatonetribute 31

Sunday 30 August 2015 5:51

YDI. I wouldn't want to kiss some random guy either.

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