Miscellaneous: Today, at a grocery store, a man came up to me while I was picking...

By awkward - 06/11/2013 21:16 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, at a grocery store, a man came up to me while I was picking out apples and whispered in my ear, "That's how Snow White died." FML

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True, but come on…

By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

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By ravenskater - 04/04/2011 02:47

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

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Thursday 7 November 2013 5:56

He clearly knows what he's talking about. Better listen to the wise man.

Misaki18 17

Thursday 7 November 2013 5:58

Doesn't he mean put into an eternal sweet slumber? :) Now your Prince has to come and save you >:D

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MRVOlivia 22

Thursday 7 November 2013 6:09

I hate apples. Apples are rubbish. (Whovians will understand)

GraceyBlueEyes 13

Thursday 7 November 2013 7:04

If you feel the need to explain the quote don't bother. I got it without the comment.

riashah 14

Thursday 7 November 2013 6:11

Y doesn't stuff like this happen to me ? :/

riashah 14

Thursday 7 November 2013 6:25

Oh wow ! I din't know that !

bluejoy 10

Thursday 7 November 2013 6:11

Queen?

Enslaved 36

Thursday 7 November 2013 7:41

"Who Wants to Live Forever?" ***Seemed a better reply than "Bohemian Rhapsody"(:

Ksweety_fml 27

Thursday 7 November 2013 6:12

I wouldn't eat the apple. Just sayin...

Panda_Shy_Haven 17

Thursday 7 November 2013 6:25

Well at least he didn't say anything about you being the ugly witch/queen.

floatablebullet 7

Thursday 7 November 2013 6:31

You hi-fived him right?

jubjub86 7

Thursday 7 November 2013 6:32

Hahaha that's AWESOME!!!

iknowiwantyou 13

Thursday 7 November 2013 6:36

you should've thrown an apple at him and said "that's my version of how the queen died"

alwaysmalia 12

Thursday 7 November 2013 6:41

why is that an FML? That's hilarious!

sunnyray812 42

Thursday 7 November 2013 6:43

I would laugh about it. He's got a good sense of humor!

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