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By cauteriseme - 01/01/2011 15:37 - United Kingdom

Today, as the clock struck twelve for the new year, I was in the bathroom having a nosebleed. FML

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"Get out of the bathroom, you've been in there since last year!"

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25shark 5

Saturday 4 June 2011 14:56

how is this an FML?

Havin 19

Friday 26 August 2011 16:52

That was everyone that night

jhb33 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 2:58

That has happened to mee

chickenflem 8

Wednesday 18 January 2012 15:58

I was pooping hehe

burnsie22 5

Saturday 21 January 2012 14:26

A bloody nose is no reason to stop the party

smythehouse 4

Thursday 15 May 2014 5:16

I had a nosebleed then too..

Tomato_Cheese 22

Saturday 2 January 2016 14:27

I FEEL YOUR NOSEBLEED PAIN

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