Love: Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner,...

By derve - 07/11/2012 23:48 - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML

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By cjgreer70 - 18/01/2014 23:09 - United States - West Linn

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

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Thursday 8 November 2012 8:50

The Cookie Monster smiles down on you.

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Thursday 8 November 2012 8:52

Well which character?

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richieflow 3

Thursday 8 November 2012 13:46

True love

PhishloverA 14

Thursday 8 November 2012 13:49

She's saying you're cute OP

samasara 20

Thursday 8 November 2012 13:50

Well you must be adorable.

Skarkie321 18

Thursday 8 November 2012 14:30

Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?

bridgetv25 8

Thursday 8 November 2012 14:50

I luff ur girlfriend lol

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 8 November 2012 14:57

Maybe she thinks they're super cute...

sl524 4

Thursday 8 November 2012 15:10

Lmfao! I'd always tell my ex he looked like Stuart Little

JoeGrant 12

Thursday 8 November 2012 15:10

Big Bird!

noisebox 1

Thursday 8 November 2012 17:19

Sounds to me like she wants your relationship to now evolve into a non-sexual one.....

Khezwik101 5

Thursday 8 November 2012 17:39

slayed

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