Poopoo peepee, Gross and Work: Today, as I was transcribing my manager's recorded orated memo,...

By Labro9 - 23/10/2016 08:20

Today, as I was transcribing my manager's recorded orated memo, I heard an unmistakable grunt and splash of an impromptu "bathroom deposit." It seems like my manager is maximizing his time like never before. FML

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DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 27 October 2016 21:43

Oh, the joys of being a transcriptionist--having to deal all sorts of weird background noises. I hear zipping noises I can only pray is him opening or closing his knapsack, loud music, and when he travels, the howl of airplane engines that almost obliterate his voice. Is it possible for you to mention that the recording picks up background noises and he may want to take that into consideration when dictating? It probably won't do any good, but it's worth a try.