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anonymous - 24/12/2014 23:56 - United States

Today, as I walked into McDonald's with my mom, she glanced at me and said, "Smells like your future." FML

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no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

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embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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Anonymous - 30/12/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML

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hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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Anonymous - 16/11/2025 00:00

Today, in a grocery store, the cashier asked if we found everything OK. Before I could answer, my kid said, “Mom says the shop smells like poor people.” I don’t even remember saying that, but judging by the cashier’s face it must be a family business. FML

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first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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DrMario_ 16

Thursday 25 December 2014 15:40

Nothing wrong with McDonald's >:(

BadApple88 29

Thursday 25 December 2014 15:37

All you have to do is prove her wrong

princesslyc 3

Friday 26 December 2014 7:16

did it smell good

kandysnow 18

Friday 26 December 2014 8:41

What's wrong with working in the fast food industry?

hannahneedles 11

Friday 26 December 2014 9:24

Your mom is a legend! Lololol

QueenB259 1

Friday 26 December 2014 19:06

??????

Epickitty58 29

Friday 26 December 2014 20:23

"What does? Owning a fast food franchise and getting free Big Macs for lunch everyday?"

VancouverGuy89 9

Saturday 27 December 2014 2:07

I hope that was a joke op if not then time to prove her wrong

megadki14 6

Saturday 27 December 2014 23:29

better to work at McDonald's than to live with her.

donutcallmethat 16

Tuesday 30 December 2014 8:08

That's an awful thing even to joke about to your child.

Kill Me Please!!! 9

Friday 9 June 2017 20:30

that's just mean....... what an asshole

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Sunday 3 June 2018 2:56

you sure it's just McDonald's, but a good McDonald's franchise can make well over 2 million dollars a year. open up your own business and prove her wrong and right at the same time.

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