Love: Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend...

By Olive - 19/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

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FlickMyBean 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:34

You're just looking for drama, and your girlfriend has the best sense of humor. She's a keeper, but not for you.

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Friday 20 February 2009 10:43

Wow. That's really nice. If you want to break up - break up. No need to turn yourself into an asshole in the process.

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lsdesign 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 4:52

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bugmenotmofo 34

Wednesday 14 March 2012 13:04

Or you're exceptionally an asshole.

OuchThatsHarsh 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 0:32

You're a buttface. That's horrible!!! Of course she's "finding you exceptionally funny" because she's trying not to be a buttface too and she you that it hurts, Douchebag.