Today after recently moving 600km away from everything I know.... - FML

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By bee1121 - 28/11/2018 23:37

Today after recently moving 600km away from everything I know. Turns out my 'friends' have forgotten me. Not only that, so has my sister. I moved 6 months ago and haven't heard from them. FML

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Saturday 1 December 2018 9:50

It is hard moving OP. Have you tried making first contact and messaging them? it could be they are waiting for you to make the first move as they aren't sure how you are liking it, it sometimes it is hard and takes extra effort to keep in touch over long distances. so they are much more likely to respond and talk if you message first.

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interesting33 36

Saturday 1 December 2018 9:50

It is hard moving OP. Have you tried making first contact and messaging them? it could be they are waiting for you to make the first move as they aren't sure how you are liking it, it sometimes it is hard and takes extra effort to keep in touch over long distances. so they are much more likely to respond and talk if you message first.

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