Awkward, ACAB, Cops and Love: Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date...

By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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Friday 24 August 2012 0:13

Hey man, you never know maybe she likes that kind of stuff.

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Haha! Force of habit. I constantly find myself yelling corner when walking around corners no matter where I'm at.

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Lily_Rain77 25

Wednesday 1 October 2014 5:19

forgivable, the hot uniform makes up for a few job habbits.

willowgrl 8

Friday 21 November 2014 7:42

At least you didn't frisk her first... Of course that may have made up for the head thing lol

rabid_otaku 29

Wednesday 9 December 2015 17:26

I would just find that badass

Creep2DJ 13

Saturday 30 January 2016 3:42

Hopefully OP wasn't being frisky beforehand.

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