Love: Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly...

By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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somepartsareme 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:28

Oh no, he must have been the only attractive guy in the world, now who will you have sex solely based on looks now?

alexandraa_fml 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:53

Hardcore flirting? "omg you look totally ******* awesome in the new shirt! *headbang*" "**** yeah, I know!"

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Jujube93 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 4:03

Can I assume He did this to stop you from embarrassing yourself and annoying him by hard core flirting and practically throwing yourself at him?

notyou123 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 4:04

how after monthes did u not notice he was gay??????????

fireandice27 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 4:05

Ugh I always fall for the gay guys too :/

fmljw 2

Sunday 10 January 2010 4:14

hahahahaha! yeah i always fall for the gay ones too :(

24788 6

Sunday 10 January 2010 4:16

You probably turned him gay. haha, no not really...

cinnamonlu 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 4:17

You totally deserved it for not taking full advantage of this turn of events.

Trevv 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 4:24

HAHAHA FAIL!!!111!!!!!!1!!ELEVENTY!!!1!!

Pmm368 5

Sunday 10 January 2010 4:27

how would have the OP noticed? There is no real way to tell if some one is gay other than the person coming out themselves.

Basiil 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 4:33

LOL. are gays soo hot? lmao

VittiChan 2

Sunday 10 January 2010 4:36

fail x3

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