Money: Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 02:09 - United States

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

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kickazz16 15

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:35

That was rude.

thebeautybleeds 17

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:35

Why would you even say that?

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oh_your_god 15

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:41

You're a prick. Learn to take a ****** joke.

sicnesses 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:43

Wow that was extremely rude.

Ilikeurfmls 13

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:44

Wow. Just wow.

alexiiiis09 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:45

You sir, are a dumbass.

hewdud 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:45

Your a bitch!

summerguy97 16

Sunday 21 July 2013 12:11

*You're

mcmayo16 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:45

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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mcmayo16 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:45

lolz

reginal 9

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:45

Your stupid

MyPetNinja 14

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:49

*You're stupid.

beautious19 8

Saturday 26 November 2011 6:11

Fail at grammar!

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:47

The Trident Layers thing was stupid no doubt, but it wasn't offensive to anyone. Your comment was stupid and horribly offensive. I don't know how you thought that would be a comparable response.

mvs198 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:47

FYL?!? What you said was very rude! The dad was JOKING! Why on Earth would he pay you in gum? Please learn to take a joke. I hope he kicked you out of his home and not payed you because it's perverts like you that make me sick! I know I am in no position to judge, but seriously! For Gods sake you babysit kids!