Kids: Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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Saturday 6 October 2012 3:06

you gave her the option..

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Saturday 6 October 2012 3:07

How old is she?

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Friday 31 July 2015 3:36

That is commitment. I am hella impressed

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How old is she?

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Discipline her. Seriously.

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Pics or it didn't happen

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Most schools in the UK have uniforms unless your daughter is really young

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