Intimacy: Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she...

By Anonymous - 05/09/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML

agreeclassic 31 770

vote type 1 8 189

Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By evecamp - 10/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

agreeclassic 22 132

vote type 1 5 958

By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

agreeclassic 50 794

vote type 1 20 843

By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

agreeclassic 11 110

vote type 1 1 909

By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

agreeclassic 58 561

vote type 1 16 773

By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 22:55 - United States - Somerset

Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML

agreeclassic 39 666

vote type 1 64 630

By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML

agreeclassic 32 551

vote type 1 9 583

By Screwed - 07/06/2014 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML

agreeclassic 50 441

vote type 1 15 824

By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

agreeclassic 15 371

vote type 1 2 240

By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

agreeclassic 6 307

vote type 1 2 459

By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

agreeclassic 58 017

vote type 1 19 188

gfunk1127 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 12:09

you should fulfill her fantasy and "glaze" her!

Moy_fml 6

Sunday 5 September 2010 12:07

But cupcakes are nice

Comments

rawpunk 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 11:31

******* scene girls! they need to be destroyed.

LEGSspreadOPEN 0

Friday 1 October 2010 0:52

Well sweetheart. If you ever want a boody call, lemme know.

hairt 4

Monday 1 November 2010 8:31

bye

cloudy01 0

Friday 19 November 2010 17:42

YDI if you refer to sex as "doing it".

nicefff 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 17:52

dont worry you won, you got all the pleasure

ptrckb14 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 20:08

as long as you finished who cares what she thinks..

YoungBraze 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:43

lmaoo FAIL!!, i wouldve kicked her out the house naked

jewelsfml 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 17:01

what a bitch

crewge6 4

Monday 1 April 2013 2:15

XD u must really suck

djsammyc 19

Saturday 11 January 2014 6:30

step up the game man

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Kids Parenting Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, my dad told me I needed to "hurry up and find someone to marry" so my kids wouldn't end up "screwed up" from being raised by a single mom. Their dad died six months ago from Covid. Yes, he knows this. FML

agreeclassic 1 425

vote type 1 101

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex with the girl from next door, whom I’ve been in love with for years, but alas she isn’t a lesbian. She’s entitled to date whoever she likes, but my brother knows how I feel about her and seduced her anyway in our shared flat, which was a real douche move. FML

agreeclassic 1 761

vote type 1 556

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML

agreeclassic 521

vote type 1 55

Today, army recruiters came to my school and set up some punching bags to attract potential recruits. I gave it a shot, managing to set the highest score at my school and fracture my wrist at the same time. FML

agreeclassic 35 963

vote type 1 7 035

Today, I have so little faith in my future earning potential that I keep my clipped toe and fingernails as a nest egg. I heard that some weirdos on the internet actually pay money for those. FML

agreeclassic 729

vote type 1 987

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning, only to find out that I had been brushing my teeth wrong for years. He told me you're supposed to let the toothpaste do its magic instead of rinsing it off. Is this true? FML

agreeclassic 362

vote type 1 422

Similar FMLs

TOP COMMENTS

Comments