Intimacy: Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant...

By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 23:47 - United States

Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

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DreaminOfMusic 0

Monday 3 September 2012 9:03

Gotta love autocorrect...I hope you didn't get a response to that.

deedeee 9

Monday 3 September 2012 9:03

Well, did she?

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Kyle225 3

Monday 3 September 2012 9:17

Wha'd she say?!?

PlayTheGame24 5

Monday 3 September 2012 9:17

That would make for a certain level of awkwardness...

jwbfml 11

Monday 3 September 2012 9:22

Well you know she got it at least once a few years ago.

sux4u121 10

Monday 3 September 2012 9:25

Well what is the big deal, say it was an accident, not FYL at all.

Lbeck 7

Monday 3 September 2012 9:34

Dick.. Sick... Same thing.

martin_martian7 11

Monday 3 September 2012 11:34

Your picture is nice. Lol

iRoc46n2 4

Monday 3 September 2012 14:05

Perv

Dracoboxer357 35

Monday 3 September 2012 16:30

46- Your picture is nice. ;) And 38- Try judging by her wits, not her ****, you sick dick. ;P

blahblah0392 7

Monday 3 September 2012 21:16

Um no?

aKaClickZ 4

Tuesday 4 September 2012 0:17

Holy ****.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 4 September 2012 5:43

Wtf trick?

daringtoride 27

Monday 3 September 2012 9:40

Tell me how that next meet up with her went.

skullofdarkness 18

Monday 3 September 2012 13:09

She asked for some dick and they never spoke again.

SeniorHaG 4

Monday 3 September 2012 9:40

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 3 September 2012 9:44

Because if the mom was sick, there might be the chance the damn virus was still lurking around the house and afflicted OP with whatever the mom had.

accepted850 9

Monday 26 November 2012 14:34

She may have given it to her Duh!!

insanexnh 13

Monday 3 September 2012 9:43

And autocorrect claims its next victim. I'm sure your mother didn't take it seriously, OP. We've all had something like this happen to us. At least, I know I have.