Miscellaneous: Today, after a long series of tests, I found out that I’m sterile.... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/05/2017 21:00 - France

Today, after a long series of tests, I found out that I’m sterile. My wife is currently pregnant with our second child. I think I have some questions for her. FML

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longnight83 8

Saturday 6 May 2017 21:18

Just to clarify, did you find out you are NOW sterile, or that you have always BEEN sterile? Could be that your kids are yours and this is recent... or not.

norisorroz 28

Saturday 6 May 2017 21:38

We definitely need some follow-up on this one.

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Abdullah Zamir 10

Friday 19 May 2017 23:37

o shit. sorry dude. hope it turns out aryt

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