Miscellaneous: Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed...

By RickTheBoy - 10/07/2013 12:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML

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Wednesday 10 July 2013 18:45

At least you tried to be nice. Good for you

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"... Fine then, don't keep the change"

Comments

alicealiveordead 13

Thursday 11 July 2013 3:17

cheap ******

buteh 2

Thursday 11 July 2013 4:50

I hate how people rarely bother to check how much their getting costs

Bluepies 24

Thursday 11 July 2013 6:02

I hate it when businesses don't clearly state their prices until it's too late not to pay.

xgetxbentx 13

Thursday 11 July 2013 7:58

Ehh I gotta go ydi, you should wait for them to ring you up before you tip. I'm going into cosmetology and it's not a high paying job unless you make it big. Similar to a waitress, tips are really needed 15-20% is standard. Even at low quality places like cost cutters.