Intimacy: Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman,...

By brokedick - 12/12/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML

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cutiepie343 7

Monday 12 December 2011 11:51

Love the OP's username!! Lolz

EwanSmith 2

Monday 12 December 2011 11:53

at least you made the effort. keep it up. oh wait a minute...

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mariapagan 5

Tuesday 23 October 2012 5:47

You might be gay j/s

juicyfresh 7

Sunday 16 February 2014 21:43

maybe it's time to give **** a little break so you get it up for real girls.

lexajordan33 7

Tuesday 20 May 2014 5:18

nick?

swoldier04 6

Saturday 11 April 2015 5:19

Probably just too nervous

brndnjtkn 15

Saturday 6 June 2015 8:11

Keep your head up

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