Miscellaneous: Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water...

By waterbottlehit - 02/12/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

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But… why would you do that?

By cheerupsookylala - 29/09/2023 14:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I drank water from a random, half-full water bottle I found inside a bumper car (AKA dodgems) at the local fairground, thinking it was mine. It wasn't. FML

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Cyanidenhappines 0

Friday 2 December 2011 12:15

Haha that's pretty funny actually.

EvilPotato 14

Friday 2 December 2011 12:18

Oh my god, it's a sign if the Apocalypse, run for your lives!

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kcd159 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 22:33

Lmao that's amazing

zombiebombatron 6

Wednesday 25 July 2012 3:01

I would have laughed my ASS off if someone did that to me.

abmchek 6

Saturday 18 August 2012 4:17

don't say he didn't warn you

AshleySchreiner 0

Tuesday 11 September 2012 5:47

How does that even happen?

doglover100 28

Monday 12 November 2012 21:55

It is a sign!

ZBaron 3

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:02

Hahah that's hilarious

Pingvinai 37

Thursday 1 January 2015 23:29

Well you did get warned.

LifeTrolls 16

Wednesday 11 November 2015 0:38

on the bright side, your window isn't broken...

CantTouchThat 29

Wednesday 31 May 2017 15:54

I call BS.

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