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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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By jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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Sunday 18 March 2012 9:17

tap dance for her

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If I was a midget I would dress like a leprechaun all the time and carry around a pot of fake gold just to **** With people.

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Sunday 5 July 2015 16:49

People need to teach their kids to respect others at early ages so this doesn't happen.

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