Intimacy: TMI!! - FML

TMI!!

By mystupidson - 31/08/2011 03:30 - United States

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Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said, "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML

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Battledog5006 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:43

so thats where my tax dollars are going

OcampoFTW 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:42

Sounds like the average bro talk

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slick5880 22

Wednesday 31 August 2011 9:03

Proper technique is very important in every language.

NeDaroft 5

Wednesday 31 August 2011 9:04

Reach around

Just2BMe 5

Wednesday 31 August 2011 9:15

At least he's keeping a conversation going with a topic of interest. You should still be somewhat proud. Lol

cBlackout 13

Wednesday 31 August 2011 9:23

Future president right there .

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 31 August 2011 9:32

Ha ha. He is following the interpreters code of promoting love, now war. ;-)

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 31 August 2011 14:39

*not

liquidSELECT 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 9:40

Hey...........there are techniques that need to be done dont hate

swagger_wagon 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 9:42

So what's their technique?

Tektite 14

Wednesday 31 August 2011 9:44

Haaaah.. Real professional. He should have shown them techniques. ;D

MikalaHart 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 9:56

Proud to know that my family's money and trust lies in these people's hands

captainfalcon7 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 9:59

so.. your mad that you were left out of the talk?

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