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The Spectacular Spider-Thief

Anonymous - 11/05/2018 15:00

Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML

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ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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some people... - 19/09/2013 05:35 - United States

Today, a man at the comic book store I work at asked me if Spider-Man is based on a real story, and verbally abused me when, thinking he was joking, I laughed. He wasn't. FML

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Spider fail - 31/05/2016 19:06 - United States - East Lansing

Today, I had a dream that I was swinging through New York City as my favorite hero, Spider-Man. I was almost immediately beaten to death by a mugger. I suck even in my dreams. FML

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Spider-Sham - 28/05/2017 16:00

Today, my mom volunteered me to help out at her coworker's 5-year-old son's birthday party. I didn't realize until I got there that "helping out" meant "dressing up as Spider-Man". FML

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Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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spiderfail - 03/07/2012 08:03 - United States - Erie

Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a hot girl, I swell up like a balloon and get to spend the night in the hospital. FML

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sluttyfox - 31/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML

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Tis the season…

evil Santa - - United States - Solon

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

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sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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Leeono 26

Monday 7 May 2018 19:14

Guess you could say he had sticky fingers.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 11 May 2018 15:08

“With great power comes great responsibility...to remove excess wealth from the unsuspecting public.” Hey, that web stuff is expensive!

ARISKomuniszt 24

Friday 11 May 2018 18:06

Why were you taking your wallet to a FREE comic book day?

nentenkupo 16

Friday 11 May 2018 18:31

The real reason you lost your wallet is because you kept it in your BACK POCKET. Aka the pocket that things fall out of!

DraftHail614 17

Friday 11 May 2018 19:41

So much for "neighborhood friendly"

donb23 23

Friday 11 May 2018 19:53

Must have been Spiderman's arch enemy in a Spiderman suit just to give Spiderman a bad name, or it was really Deadpool on a promo your.

routerere 10

Friday 11 May 2018 20:45

You think a freelance job at the Daily Bugle pays for the webslingers, costume, travel, and equipment? When's the last time you were harrased by the green goblin or Venom? You think that's free?