Poopoo peepee, Gross and Roommate: The smell test

The smell test

By sosadstudent - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

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Death_From_Above 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:45

that's a bit disturbing

chickunkey 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:49

You should expand your talents for all to see. Get your own show.

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awsamb 8

Sunday 22 September 2013 20:28

6 roomates, ouch.

lanexox1d 22

Tuesday 4 October 2022 6:40

what

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 12 November 2023 22:56

Sounds like you should get a job in HR!

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