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The Lovecats

HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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That's a hard no from me, dawg

soontobesingle - 19/03/2013 11:30 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't involve me at all actually. Just a Labrador. This is probably a deal breaker. FML

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I did not consent to this under my roof

CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML

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Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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Good boy, best boy

Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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ConfusedFiancé - 29/10/2017 22:00

Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML

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Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

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idiot says pussy - 21/01/2014 17:43 - United States

Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML

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Lola - 23/07/2012 04:31

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

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S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

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lilmslady 11

Tuesday 26 November 2013 16:36

he just wants to tame the pussy ;)

glitterkuro 18

Tuesday 26 November 2013 16:38

Hang on. A fetish for actual cats or a fetish for people in kitty-style dress-up? Because that makes a pretty big difference.

plagiarismo 16

Tuesday 26 November 2013 18:29

This reminded me: an old boyfriend of one of my ex's got caught having sex with a cat once. Oh how I wish it wasn't true.

jixiekat 14

Friday 29 November 2013 21:54

wtf...

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 26 November 2013 18:29

Pray that he doesn't have barbs next to his fur balls.

crigger61 7

Tuesday 26 November 2013 18:33

I have a pee fetish. So ya. You just have to meow.

VancouverGuy89 9

Tuesday 26 November 2013 19:32

Could be worse.

Shrouds 14

Wednesday 27 November 2013 4:44

only ever so slightly in a linear plane

beaverteaser 16

Tuesday 26 November 2013 19:54

no kitty, that's my pumpkin pie

Carpenter_C 14

Tuesday 26 November 2013 20:00

Cat woman outfit. Problem solved.

shawrtie 7

Tuesday 26 November 2013 20:39

that's...weird just get a cat tattooed on you lol

sanecatlady 13

Tuesday 26 November 2013 20:59

I love cats. Not in that way, thank goodness!

BrittNic0le 9

Tuesday 26 November 2013 21:08

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur....

Dthsapprntc 23

Wednesday 27 November 2013 5:04

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, pur pur pur

robj118 10

Tuesday 26 November 2013 21:10

Meow I don't think that will be too hard to do

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Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML

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Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML

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Today, I realized that I haven’t showered in a week. I feel disgusted that I took so long to notice, it didn’t even cross my mind at all. Due to my depression, I’ve lost all motivation. FML

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Today, I accidentally came out to my nan. She decided that this is unacceptable, and has made it her mission to 'convert' me. It's also the day we arrived in an isolated spot in Spain for a 20-day holiday. FML

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Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

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Today, I had an enjoyable Tinder date, but I wasn't feeling any physical attraction because of her short hair. I let her know, to which she replied, "I don't like it either but growing it after chemo is a slow process." FML

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