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    The FML Showdown!

    By Louis - 23/03/2017 22:54 - France - Le Mans

    Choose your fave!
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    Catdragon 40
    Friday 24 March 2017 5:23

    I vote for Fluffy-Fluff!

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    Skjohnson1 11
    Friday 24 March 2017 1:37

    I vote for Rex!

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    Skjohnson1 11
    Friday 24 March 2017 1:37

    I vote for Rex!

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    Catdragon 40
    Friday 24 March 2017 5:23

    I vote for Fluffy-Fluff!

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    Cali 54
    Friday 24 March 2017 12:16

    Scotty tho, guys. Come on.

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    AngryKitten 24
    Friday 13 July 2018 5:49

    fluffy-fluff

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    Today, I had to tell my ex-husband I’m a lesbian. I’m not, he just keeps trying to win me back, but it worked, he now thinks there’s no chance for us. Unfortunately, he mentioned it to my mom, who “always suspected” and is now obsessively trying to set me up with every lesbian she knows. FML
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    Today, I'm on a long car trip with a friend who makes fun of my pee breaks every 45 minutes. "Well, are you incontinent? You should wear diapers, otherwise we'll never reach our destination!" What she doesn't know : I have bladder issues, and even if I try not to use them, I do wear diapers. FML
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    Today, I tried to act nonchalant in front of my neighbors, and swing my lanyard around with my keys on it. It flew off my finger and into their yard. FML
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    Today, I was asking my husband to help me finalize plans for our upcoming vacation. He, however, would rather pout and sulk because I don’t want him to bring his mom along. She’s been with us on our last few trips and it’s hard to get any alone time. I’m considering just going alone at this point. FML
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    Today, I was looking at baby photos of me with my mom. I realized that I was making a funny face in some of them, particularly when smiling. I asked my mom if that was a silly face I used to like making. She replied, "Oh, Honey no, you had Bell's Palsy until you were two." FML
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    Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML
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