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The FML Showdown!

By Louis - 23/03/2017 22:54 - France - Le Mans

Choose your fave!

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Catdragon 40

Friday 24 March 2017 5:23

I vote for Fluffy-Fluff!

Skjohnson1 11

Friday 24 March 2017 1:37

I vote for Rex!

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Skjohnson1 11

Friday 24 March 2017 1:37

I vote for Rex!

Catdragon 40

Friday 24 March 2017 5:23

I vote for Fluffy-Fluff!

Cali 54

Friday 24 March 2017 12:16

Scotty tho, guys. Come on.

AngryKitten 24

Friday 13 July 2018 5:49

fluffy-fluff

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Today, I was started my week of camping alone in the woods. I took my shoes off to go to sleep, but I had to come out to get water. I stepped on a wasp, and while I was standing on one foot looking at the sting, I realized I was in an ant pile. I'm allergic to both. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 331

You deserved it 2 477

Today, we got our Christmas bonuses. Instead of money, the company decided to give us all lunch boxes with the company name on them. I went ahead and put my lunch in mine, then put it in the break-room refrigerator. Apparently so did all the other employees. Now I can't find mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 144

You deserved it 9 293

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 298

You deserved it 46 490

Today, my little brother compared my new haircut to the one Hermione has in the first Harry Potter movie. I assumed this was a compliment, until my sister said, "Hermione's haircut is really cute" and he replied, "Seriously? She looks like shit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 749

You deserved it 176

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "You know, I'm looking RIGHT at you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 046

You deserved it 89 572

Today, I introduced a charming American girl to the local gastronomy. She said the wine was good but tingled slightly. It was Whisky-Cola. FML

I agree, your life sucks 526

You deserved it 71