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The first step is being able to admit it

By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 09:00 - Czechia - Litoměřice

Today, my grandmother hates me. So much so that I've become a rotten, desperate, and overall evil person with no thoughts and considerations towards other people. My family doesn't know this, but I can never undo the damage she has done to me since birth (as she raised me). I only care about my own well-being, nothing else. FML

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TomeDr 24

Sunday 14 July 2024 14:28

You’re self aware, which is good. Next step is fixing the problem so on to therapy.

Battousai124 8

Monday 15 July 2024 16:48

GET. THERAPY. ASAP.

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TomeDr 24

Sunday 14 July 2024 14:28

You’re self aware, which is good. Next step is fixing the problem so on to therapy.

Battousai124 8

Monday 15 July 2024 16:48

GET. THERAPY. ASAP.

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