Food, Restaurants and Miscellaneous: The cliché is true - FML

The cliché is true

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

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doritoman 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 1:31

well, its understandable. you ARE blonde...

lifeinhd 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 1:36

So there's a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde....

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FYLFTW 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 2:41

As someone who used to be a server, customers like you are the pinnacle of human idiocy.

B_Ez88 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:29

this is either fake or Brittany Spears has an fml account... I heard on the radio that this Exact thing happened to her....lameee

The_Walris 4

Monday 1 March 2010 0:51

only to a blonde.

hashmita 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 13:12

You Blonde  :P

EG14_fml 8

Tuesday 21 June 2011 21:47

… I think it's blondes like you are the reason why blondes don't work there.

ZielZone 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 15:43

YOU are the dumb blond jokes are made of!

jasminetown 4

Monday 5 March 2012 5:08

You are an anus.

princess4916 5

Tuesday 3 July 2012 5:42

If your blonde, that's an explanation in itself.

fail_gurl21 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 3:35

fail.... XD

haymann 5

Saturday 22 September 2012 15:08

Oh blondes, not helping the stereotype since forever.

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