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The art, the artist

By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML

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24788 6

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:05

HAHA owned, that's not so bad though. She's 83 and has probably been through enough to not care.

goode48 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:07

how the **** do you do that haha thats some creativity

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CommonTruf 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:35

10 points! YDI though but personally I'd leave it there as a point of amusement.

BobSwarley 4

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:35

i don't know why everyone is so uptight about this, thats hilarious man!

anglcdvl89 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:40

Sounds to me like somebody's overcompensating...

lame16 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:41

LOL, that's so creative ! ..I don't know which to choose: FYL or YDI ? D: LOL @ 30 and 66

blankslate 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:47

This reminds me of superbad. Also, 16- the reverse FML's are getting old.

stargirl14 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:14

dont worry im sure thats not the first penis your grandmothers ever seen lol

pearls 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:18

Why does that ALWAYS seem to happen?

GoMeat4103 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:21

Why are you all assuming the OP is a guy? :P

ROLLSROYCE 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:41

LOL man when i cut the grass an get bored i jus do dougnuts on the laneway but damn u drew a dick

shaPOW 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:58

i agree with #66! this is one of the funniest FMLs i've seen!

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