Music, Awkward and Miscellaneous: That's not my name

That's not my name

By noname - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alexandria

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as "The short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML

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plaguer 26

Friday 27 April 2012 15:35

A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though. Or at the very least, just dig having big enough **** to be remembered by.

stevenJB 25

Friday 27 April 2012 15:36

BOOBIES. That is all. :)

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j_cat187 19

Friday 27 April 2012 17:05

Massive **** cause amnesia in men.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 27 April 2012 17:05

@73 bigtittedgingerhobbit, they were thinking way too long about that.

summaluva33 2

Friday 27 April 2012 17:09

I have the same problem. At work I'm titi girl

CollinsN 3

Friday 27 April 2012 22:22

Pics or it didn't happen ;-)

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 27 April 2012 17:11

Well, if you want to be remembered, you have to be memorable! ;)

KaelaKhaotic 5

Friday 27 April 2012 17:13

I'm that girl too. We're in this together, OP.

jdengel 0

Friday 27 April 2012 17:26

I married a short girl with big ****

WaywardDaughter 26

Friday 27 April 2012 17:27

Own it chica!

Hjade 4

Friday 27 April 2012 17:34

Theres alot worse of nicknames to be known by!

11jaydajanssen11 0

Friday 27 April 2012 17:35

Least you have ****

RedCrow 0

Friday 27 April 2012 17:39

At least your not referee to "tall girl with no *******?"

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