Animals, Dogs and Technology: Tasty snack

Tasty snack

By Anonymous - 08/04/2023 05:30 - Australia - Adelaide CBD

Today, I used the “Find My…” app to locate a missing AirPods. Good news: I found them. Bad news: they are inside my dog’s belly. Next stop: Emergency vet. FML

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Anderling 32

Saturday 8 April 2023 0:27

On the bright side, if you hadn’t used “Find My” then, the batteries could’ve killed your dog. Sucks that it ate them in the first place though.

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Saturday 8 April 2023 16:55

That's great advertisement for the "Find My" app.

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Anderling 32

Saturday 8 April 2023 0:27

On the bright side, if you hadn’t used “Find My” then, the batteries could’ve killed your dog. Sucks that it ate them in the first place though.

Yudith 25

Saturday 8 April 2023 16:55

That's great advertisement for the "Find My" app.

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