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Stay out of trouble, kids

By Anonymous - 14/04/2025 15:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I complimented a woman on her "beautiful pregnancy glow" at the grocery store. She wasn’t pregnant. She was holding a melon. I’ve never backed out of a conversation so fast in my life. Note to self: Don't go grocery shopping after a night of drinking and no sleep. FML

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DLBL 20

Monday 14 April 2025 15:33

Never mention pregnancy at all, ever! Unless the woman refers to it first.

GoogieWithers 23

Monday 14 April 2025 18:51

You should have said that she had a 'beautiful glow'. Never mention the word pregnant.

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DLBL 20

Monday 14 April 2025 15:33

Never mention pregnancy at all, ever! Unless the woman refers to it first.

GoogieWithers 23

Monday 14 April 2025 18:51

You should have said that she had a 'beautiful glow'. Never mention the word pregnant.

haydenhades 21

Wednesday 16 April 2025 4:34

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JasonThorn 20

Thursday 24 April 2025 15:57

Remember this, OP: Should you feel to express your opinion/observations before the hangover goes away and you've had enough sleep, RESTRAIN THE URGE.

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