Intimacy: Smooth criminal

Smooth criminal

By nickim756 - 13/09/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

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tooGee24 0

Monday 13 September 2010 9:31

he was in a hard situation can't blame him for it

jay4who7 0

Monday 13 September 2010 9:06

nice,but it's kinda hard to talk you're way out of that one!

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ninja_9881 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 8:35

108's right

MaJiN_fml 2

Tuesday 28 September 2010 17:25

someones not getting enough

lalojr 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 6:01

Hmm maybe you just need to give him a hand with that...be a nicer gf! Lol

lalojr 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 6:01

Hmm maybe you just need to give him a hand with that...be a nicer gf! Lol

XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:43

well then

DaveTheBrave20 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 4:37

A SIGN THAT YOU NEED TO SHOW UR SHIT MORE

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