Poopoo peepee, Cute and Kids: Slippery when wet

Slippery when wet

By blewidstepr - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML

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kicker33663 0

Monday 16 May 2011 9:07

that's cause your 3 year old has 2 inches to aim versus however much distance your husband has to aim

xGabri3L 3

Monday 16 May 2011 9:06

I'm on the toilet.

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Fmlsomuch133 0

Friday 27 May 2011 8:18

Thats not a fml its great have ur boy teach hubby!! Lol

BornToCheer 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:27

that sucks

silentbutfunny 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 17:58

Optimus prime

Roman_Senturi_Ag 0

Sunday 13 January 2013 1:48

LOL!!!!

KBurns207 17

Sunday 5 May 2013 10:21

Your 3 year old probably doesn't have a post-sex pee stream.

kittykat1501 31

Saturday 6 June 2015 16:44

You or your husband or your boyfriend?

Rammer3500 23

Wednesday 29 July 2015 3:06

Its the distance trust me

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