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SHAME! SHAME!

By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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slooby_fml 25

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:32

What a douche. Why are people so void of empathy these days?

haw008 14

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:32

I really hope nobody uses the "shitty situation" pun. Oh wait, I'm too late.

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AlWAYSN4EVR 13

Tuesday 13 August 2013 7:09

YDI for saying "shat"

ddlovatolover 23

Saturday 19 October 2013 10:06

OP, if I were you I'd keep a spare set of clothes in my office in case the same thing happens again.

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