Customers and Work: Seasonal

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By crazyautio - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left, she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML

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Monday 16 July 2012 12:02

If she knows she has one why doesn't she wax it?!

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Monday 16 July 2012 12:04

You should have told her "hold on, i mustache you a question".

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johnnyboy7 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 22:05

Wow she sounds sexy!

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:57

BAHAHAHA!! XD

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