School project [gone sexual]

Cail - - United States

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML
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SaintKiwi 0

You assume that double meaning isn't true.

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tempaccount 0

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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rexchanna 3

Those commentators who think that people have dirty minds: the correct word is "oratory", therefore "oral" is incorrect in any context. And OP, LAWL, that sucks! I know what it's like to slip up in public speaking, but ouch.

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mylife6969 0

ahhahaha, u shouldn't be embarressed I bet everyone laughed but u might just not get a good grade

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that_one_dude 0

Ewww hitler giving head???? Bad pictures.......

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misssweetie 0

I was sitting in my college's library and literally started lol'ing. The "you're a rude idiot stares" were so worth it! My new favorite FML. Congrats. You beat out my old time favorite of the guys tongue ring getting stuck on girl's clit piercing

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halokid5656 0

Haha Hitler giving oral I wouldn't like to see that lol

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wawenockchick 0

why couldn't you just say he was charismatic??? duh!

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gymnasty2233 0

Hahahaha that's soooo funny

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