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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML

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Saturday 5 October 2013 16:43

Use an oven?

ManInTheMachine 19

Saturday 5 October 2013 16:42

Short term memory loss, OP? I'm almost scared to ask how many times this has happened with other things. But, I guess the next best thing would be to go to a bakery and get whatever the equivalent would be.

Comments

LissaMccracken 23

Saturday 5 October 2013 18:13

O.o Then use an oven?

theboy13 13

Saturday 5 October 2013 18:17

go get a cheap one for like $30

giraffelovergirl 19

Saturday 5 October 2013 20:24

Or one from goodwill for like 10$

domolovesyoshi 33

Saturday 5 October 2013 18:20

you can cook them in the oven.

imbedderdenu 23

Saturday 5 October 2013 18:32

ummm oven?

Chumbowamba 10

Saturday 5 October 2013 18:32

do what i do sometimes!!! oven XD

perdix 29

Saturday 5 October 2013 18:33

Put a frozen one on a stick and invent the worst popsicle flavor ever: textured meat-like substance with sauce of indeterminate origin.

kainer 4

Saturday 5 October 2013 18:34

Oven

underthesea12 24

Saturday 5 October 2013 18:36

dumbass!

kjones99 11

Saturday 5 October 2013 18:53

My mom bought microwavable popcorn with a broken microwave if that makes you feel better.

FrankHotpants 31

Saturday 5 October 2013 18:57

If you're really that broke that a microwave is out of your budget then go to Kmart and put the damn thing on layaway, if you can afford a couple boxes of lean pockets, you can make a payment on it.