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Rip Torn

By Beackers675 - 10/05/2022 02:00

Today, I tore my ass crack. No, not my asshole, my ass crack. I don't know why, I don't know how, I just know it hurts. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 10 May 2022 5:08

Two words...boxer shorts.... Two more words...granny panties... What we've learned recently is that there are two kinds of undergarments that are ass-crack-friendly, but one causes carnal arousal and the other kills it.

Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 10 May 2022 3:49

Lotion is your friend.

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AzraelAngelus 15

Tuesday 10 May 2022 2:55

I just learned something new thank you and WTF were you doing that resulted in you tearing your cleftal horizon

mccuish 25

Tuesday 10 May 2022 3:29

I have so many questions right now

Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 10 May 2022 3:49

Lotion is your friend.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 10 May 2022 5:08

Two words...boxer shorts.... Two more words...granny panties... What we've learned recently is that there are two kinds of undergarments that are ass-crack-friendly, but one causes carnal arousal and the other kills it.

Beackers675 13

Wednesday 11 May 2022 19:25

Hey guys, OP here. Just wanted to follow-up, turns out, if you sit down just right, the tag in your underwear can cut your ass-crack like a paper cut. 10/10 don't recommend.

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